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The Inwood Theatre
MIDNIGHT

Dec 27th


The Texas Theatre
10PM

Jan 30


Gwen's Corner

Show report for Saturday December 30th

Report by Shannon

ZOMG!! So, virgin games were fun...btw, I'm writing this during the show, in the dark...go me. Anyways, show yes. Virgin games started off relatively normal. We had no girls, so we had 3 boys instead. Two of the boys did start your engines. The last boy (names Sean...Shaun...Shawn...what the fuck evah) had to do "Poo Into You" with Isaac. He's apparently getting to "know" a member of Isaac's family. So yes. With Isaac's side Animal had the Marines (Renee, Freind of Renee, Glenn, Danny...) Against Me. For whatever reason. Mostly because I have boobs for boy But I'm also a Army brat so it was translated to Army vs Marines. Let's just leave it at the box moved and I had a little help. So I was grateful. So we fast forward. Openng dance is going on...Eris is Janet, Fish is Brad...Glenn s hot in his fetishball costume...oh he's Riffing tonight. Animal just stuffed a teddy bear down Whitey's (our Ralph) pants. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? And my damn boobs keep trying to come out. Fucking A. Ooooh...shiny. Fish has glitter in his hair...course that goes along with the fact he's wearing a pink/black skirt...a corsetty top and gil make-up. Fucking clown. He's a CLOWN. Seriously...makes me sad.

Him and Eris match...awwwww. My turn gotta go.

*whimper* Animal took the teddy bear and touched me with it. Never enough showers...//He touched her in the no no parts...// STUPID DANNY toook my notebook...Damn teddy bear gets around. Brad and Janet have it now. My town again...oy vey. Time Warp goodness to come. Oh-ooooohs, here comes my buddy Saturn as Frank. This is his 3rd show and he does really well...whether he thinks so or not. Same goes for the clown as Brad. They do awesome...JESUS H CHRIST he has boobs. *sobs* and long red hair. Saturn makes me sad in parts...why did Danny feel the need to uhm...suckle...I need a bullet. I've never been so happy for lab scene. Angie is playing Maggie. She's looking like...a rag dollie? Amy's Christmasy Columbia. Heee! Fish is in...black and pink girl panties. Angie gave up undressing him...Preston is wearing hey Mickey gear...haha. //I LIKE SATURN'S BOOBS HEHE// Fucking Danny part Deuce. Saturn is lookin' kinda sassy with his red hair and robe hanging off one shoulder...English is back from England. I can tell. I hear accent.

Hooray for Hey Mickey during creation!!! Startman grabbed Leah's ass. She DID dare him during pre-show. Ha! I'm a dork. Donna used my piraty gun to shoot me in the chest and my response? "Shot through the heart and you're to blame" Yes yes. Feel free to bask in my glory. Or beat your head against the desk. Whichever. Fred shouldn't be allowed to have mistletoe on his penis. He's Rocky btw...Animal just went backstage...now he's back. I never have good feelings when he goes back there. Eddie!!! With orange pigtails and a cami mini skirt. Yay lift! Uh-oh...Danny has a whacking implement. Saturn keeps playing with his boobs. Ha. He's gotten really god at running in heels. They couldn't get the damn pink gloves off. Oh..my turn. Gotta go fuck with Pat. I come back and Animal's dressed in Felicia gear and molesting Eris. Darkstalkers Felicia...white fur patches. Haha...Gay Mike makes his return as Terry Schaivo. It makes me happy to associate with the likes of him. Animal is feeding off of Saturn. I never want to have to write the sentence again...Now Animal is fucking with Mike.

Amy is strapping Saturn's boobs to Mike's head. He's gonna have a Coronary. Clown boy's tiara scares me. So does Fred's Dee Snider wig. NO ONE should wear that wig by Beau. I miss Beau...but his wife Iva is busy being uber-preggers. So fast forward we're at line dance and what not. Amy has new black lyrax pant thingies. I likes. Fred has more bows. Clown Boy got gayer. Eris is wearing her blue LB corsetty thing (I have my red one on...) Animal attacked Eris during individual floor show. Loud noise. Ears sad. Awwww...I just...wow. English flashed Saturn. Saturn had eyes closed. Animal was trying to get milk from Saturn's penis. //Note after show...from cast meeting. Instead of saying stop or making him stop all Saturn had to say was "Don't bite so hard" Silly Saturn// That's another...why is Saturn playing with this fake nipples? Haha...Terry Schaivo knows line dance.... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! HE-MAN!!!! *bouncy* Happiness in Pants!!! He has a sword. Frankie gets skewered. Hehe. Saturn is very close to Fred's Penis

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