Gwen's Corner

Hello everyone! This is Amy writing the show report for those of you who like to read my random rantings and rediculous comments that fall out of my head in a gloppy goopy goo of jelly perfectness. No, I do not do drugs but if I did, I'd imagine that this would be a shit load weirder!!!

So... last night we had a white Christmas with a hyper-active-brain-scrambling-nausea-inducing-seizure-iffic strobelight! We gave EVERYONE in the theatre (cast included) a single roll of toilet paper and told them to give us a fucking white Christmas and we "trashed" the theatre with TP. It was awesome. I couldn't help but gather it all up off of the floor and toss it on people yelling out "SNOWBALL!!!" It was fun. Yes.

I don't remember a lot of what happened this past weekend because I've slept since then, but I will try my darndest to put it all down.

Virgin games were same-ol same-ol with the POO INTO YOU (with Cody 'cause he's gay) and the BRA RACE with two "vaginas" who had to chase the Crocodile Hunter (aka Cody) to get the bra back.

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...

Oh yes, I guess I should put who played what cause that would be sort of important, eh?

RANDOM THINGIE 1: Did you know that "O Come All Ye Faithful" lines up perfectly with "We're Not Gonna Take It"??? Yeah, I'll bet you are as surprised at this as I was!

Anyway, back to the line-up:

Frank was played by MR. SATURN for the second time!!! This time around there was no nut hanging out of his man-panties which made all the straight guys in the theatre including Matt-Daddy a very happy panda. His corsets ARE BEAUTIFUL! They were made by the veluptuous and very talented JJ. Everyone should PRAISE her for her HUMONGOID tits and skills. Mr. Saturn is an incredibly good sport when we all fuck with him. Meaning: while he was dressed in his floorshow gear starting the "Don't Dream it, Be it" about 4 of our techs picked him up and layed him vertically with his legs spread and tried to force his crotch into Mike's face as he sit Medusafied in the wheelchair waiting for his monologue. Awkward? Maybe...

Janet was played by LIMEY!!! She is the most animated person to play either Brad or Janet on this cast. She knows her shit and she is the most fun to be around. She makes her own costumes and is the second person (besides me) to go out and buy a gold Janet necklace. (Although I think she spent less on hers than I did and then it got lost by someone BUT I'M NOT IN THE LEAST BIT BITTER!) Just goes to show you, if you spend monies on something special, don't leave it somewhere where it can get lost. I hope that never happens to you, Limey cause I know that would make both of us sad pandas.

Brad was played by NATHAN for the very first time! Did your pop hurt??? I think you all know what I mean by that! Yes, we broke him in last weekend. As Leah said, we REAMED him... in a bad bad way but I think he may have enjoyed it. Get used to it, Nathan. It will happen more and more since you're stuck playing Brad now. LMAO! I wasn't in the theatre while Brad's "seduction" happened with Frank in the blue room, but I heard rumor (and you can also see photographic evidence in the picture section) that all the other guys that play Brad showed up in their tighty whities and molested him. I'm sorry I missed it but it was so hot in the theatre and Amy needed WATER!!!

Riff-raff was played by Shannon!!! Boobs. That's all I need to say to that. *giggles*

Magenta was played by JJ!!! I could say "Boobs" again, BUT I got to play with them during lesbian scene. She let me kiss them and leave little love marks on them. They were made from ly red lipstick, so it'll wash off. It's not like I'd leave hickies on them or anything... maybe next time. JJ is the most awesome costume designer that I have ever met. She is rapidly becoming my goddess and idol. I wonder of she's gonna read this. *blushes*

Dr. Scott was played by Mike!!! He almost got groin and balls in this face!!! Or did he? I'll have to ask him later. But I hope it made him feel better since earlier he got huge boobs pressed against both sides of his cheeks and probably got smothered. He's a little terrified of breasts... I don't know why, but it may be because he likes man-titties instead. I think all the gay or bi men in the audience should grab his toosh. It is a sweet toosh that needs grabbin. Or a light spanking. *shrug* Try it out and see what happens.

Rocky was played by Star who I helped cover with shiney gold glittery happy stuff. I still feel like I should appologise for the hairspray though hun. I hope you weren't too sticky from it cause that would make me feel bad. Wait... did that sound dirty or confusing? Both? Well, okay whatever. She knows what I mean. I love you!!! :)

Eddie was played by Preston who I just adore. He's the SWEETEST person on the face of the earth. Everytime I see him I get in a super happy gay mood and I rub on his manboobies. I am such a huge fan of boobies. And I'm kinda bi... so manboobies and womanboobies are ALL hot to me. All the girls should rub their boobies on his boobies and smack him on the booty. And don't forget to rub his belly for goodluck! I love you my lil' Buddah! ^_^

Crimmie was played by Eris who I believe hasn't done it in a while. And I missed just about every one of her monologues because I was backstage changing, but I heard a lot of screaming EVERY TIME she had the spotlight so I kind of imagined what was happening because it was obvious to everyone who knows about Animal. He likes to dry himp just about everyone and anything that walks and tries to fight him off. I love you Eris, but it's kind of funny when you make squeaky noises. *dodges incoming objects*

The Transies were very very colorful and there were a LOT of them. The Time Warp was spectacular spectacular!!! Shininess and glitters and rainbows make me happy. I had the song "Shiney Happy People" in my head when I looked at them. And a few of their makeup patterns reminded me of "Modern Art" from the 80's but on their faces. It made me happy and giddy.

Well, I guess it's time for some announcements.

WE ARE NOT HAVING A SHOW THIS UPCOMING WEEKEND (the 23rd) due to the theatre closing early that night for Holiday purposes. HOWEVER, WE ARE HAVING A SHOW ON THE 30TH of December where the cast will wear their favorite outfits from this past year and some late Christmas stuff as well while we ring in the new year.