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The Inwood Theatre
MIDNIGHT

Dec 27th


The Texas Theatre
10PM

Jan 30


Gwen's Corner

Show report for Saturday December 9th

Report by Emily

Lineup

Frank- SATURN!!!
Janet- Katie
Brad- Danny
Riff- Daniel
Magenta- Bizah
Columbia- Amy
Dr. Scott- Mike
Rocky- Fred
Eddie- Preston
Crimmie- Shannon

Transies- Star, Eris, Squid, Angie, Marc, Greg, Wes, Josh, JJ, Halo, Limey, Laura

So, I get the privilege of reporting on a show with so many virgins of sorts. First and foremost, we had Mr. Saturn as our virgin Frank, Cody as a virgin floorwalker, Laura as a virgin transie, Paul as a virgin Spot A operator, and Fred as Rocky for the first time since turning 21 and drinking constantly (Happy Belated Birthday Fred!).

We also had a new toy this week. The show started out with playing with this new toy a lot. This new toy consisted of a camera that had been hooked up to where it was projecting whatever the camera saw on to our lovely screen. We started the night with some Great Sir Mix-a-Lot and “Baby Got Back”. We had the birth of what is now lovingly called “the up skirt cam.” You should come see it if you missed it! I simply cannot describe it.

Pre-show was fun, with our new toy. The camera went down Animal’s throat for a bit, and that was odd…and did anybody else notice how the camera would go fuzzy every time Starman ran for rule number 6? But lots of fun was to be had when Leah got up to make announcements. We had the cleavage cam at this point and all I have to say is: Attack of the fifty-foot titties! And it was glorious. Then some greedy audience member started screaming nipple and we ended up seeing Bobcat nipple and Animal ass…*shudders*. Then they pulled Saturn up to recognize him, and we had the up skirt cam on Saturn…yeah…There was much more fun to be had with the camera, just too much for me to write down.

Virgin games were fun. We had the single blindfolded bra race, which I don’t care to explain you should have been there, especially since one girl ran full out and the other girl showed us her boobies! YAY BOOBIES! But then we pulled up a birthday party. Animal had inappropriate fake the orgasm which culminated in the birthday girl’s parents being pulled up there and the birthday girl faking the orgasm that brought her into the world. All I have to say about it was that it was amazing and I’m not telling why, you should have been there.

Then there was the pledge, which marked the return of the up skirt cam for the last moment. And well, I briefly saw someone’s vagina, but I’m not telling whose!

Finally, the show started. The lights came up right before opening dance, and in our desperation to get them off, someone *cough*Starman*cough* turned on the other lights and couldn’t turn them back off. So, we had full lights on for like half of the opening dance and it was just a little odd. During the wedding scene, not much happened, but I do have to say, since transie is what I usually do, that the transies had great gravestones timing tonight. “Damnit Janet” happened, and I must add, that I love Danny as Brad. It makes me happy (in the pants, I mean…). Then our wonderful Shannon came out to be Crimmie and some of our audience members decided to play with the shadows and try to look like they were groping her. Hehe. And, I must say: Cody cannot fuck chins. It was quite a pitiful attempt. During the car scene we had a moment where we had four windshield wipers instead of two. Silly audience members…Then we had “Over at the Frankenstein Place”, when I realized that Daniel is effing creepy and I loves it! There was also a lack of fucking with the transies, which completely caught me off guard. We got through another Crimmie moment, door scene, and time warp with nothing out of the ordinary happening, and if it did, I missed it and I apologize.

Then the moment had finally arrived. Saturn began being a “Sweet Transvestite”, and his impeccable timing scared Chewy, and I was amused. We stripped some people and went up to the lab. Well, I missed some stuff at the beginning of the lab scene because I was in the back by spot B and Animal started torturing some poor audience members by me. During Frank’s big speech I could actually hear Saturn saying the words, which was amusing! And then Saturn couldn’t get his rubbers on, which Chewy said always happens. During the tank scene, “We Didn’t Start the Fire” started playing, and although it took him a while to get into, Saturn made a great transvestite Billy Joel and he actually seemed to know all the words. On a side note, I got momentarily distracted from Saturn by Angie and Limey sexing it up.

Then Rocky was born, and Saturn running in those heels is just fun to watch, trust me. Then we had some fun with Frank and Rocky. Eddie spoiled all Frank’s fun. Now, I must take a moment to ask: Where did Animal get a freaking spatula?! The transies and Eddie were all spanked with said spatula, and then, just for good measure, Animal came over and spanked Chewy. You know, I haven’t mentioned it, but everyone fucked with Chewy last night, it was not nice, and makes me nervous about being a spot operator. At the end of Make You a Man, Saturn assumed that position, yah!

Then a weird thing happened, we had a Crimmie switch. Shannon was not to be found and there was a Charles instead. Then, I found out why. Shannon was being Janet. I hear that Saturn’s face was priceless, and I’m sorry I missed it. During the fuck with the monster scene, Daniel decided to try to wax Fred with duct tape, which had no effect on either Fred or his hair. Then, instead of a Brad, there was a Manda, and then an Animal and a Danny fucking the Manda and Saturn. During Touch Me, the original Crimmie was back. Then there were tits and hot lesbians. Oh, and Katie fucked Fred in the ass. When Dr. Scott entered, Mike momentarily groped Saturn’s leg. Then Saturn’s nut popped out!!! Hehehe. During the dinner scene and “Eddie”, Saturn looked pretty and Preston got head from James. While Saturn was chasing Katie during Wise Up, he almost fell, but managed to catch himself, and we had another Crimmie switch with a pissed off Shannon. During the next Crimmie scene we had the dueling Crimmies with Shannon winning momentarily only to have Charles sneak back.

Animal and Bobcat attacked Saturn at the beginning of “Don’t Dream It” and were trying to spread his legs apart, but Saturn won out. GO SATURN! We had a wonderful line dance with BOOBIES! YAY TITS! While Saturn sang “I’m Going Home”, lots of jokes about Shannon were made, but Saturn never broke character. After Frank got killed, like half the cast attacked him. Then Fred beat them all away to get to his mommy, and amazingly enough Fred actually lifted Saturn up. Then Manda, Chewy, and I had a dance party by Spot B. During “Superheroes”, Danny got sandwiched between Greg and Cody, Katie gave the birthday girl a lap dance, and we had three Crimmies with Bobcat winning. During bows we got to see Boobies one more time, and we rounded out the eventful night with “Fight For Your Right To Party”.

It was an eventful night filled with genitalia, tits, and other such things. If you missed it, you missed a lot, and maybe now you will think twice before missing another show. Also, this has been a rather long show report, and if you actually read all of it, I applaud you.

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