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LINEUP:

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Star
Janet Weiss: Katie
Brad Majors: Fred
Riff-Raff: Daniel
Magenta: Madame Leah
Columbia: Kate
Dr. Everrett V. Scott: Mike
Rocky Horror: Sean
Eddie: Charles
The Criminologist: Shannon
Transylvanians: Amy, Jennifer, Ammanda, Cody, Saturn, Nathan, Marc, Tommy, Emily
Tech, Sounds, Props, and Security: Charles, Danny, Glenn, Preston, Cliff, Bobcat
Floorwalkers: Animal, Minion, Starman, Preston

Hello all my little lovelies. How are you? How’s the weather? Things going good? Great! This is Shannon bringing you the show report for the show on October 14. It was a fun show from what I remember. I was (am currently) drugged up. Hooray for being sick! But that doesn’t stop me! Oh no, I’m a real trooper. That and I desire to share with others. Bwahahahhaha! Uhm...yes. So we begin in the beginning, which is generally the only place you can begin because if you begin in the middle or the end then NOTHING makes sense, and they then become the beginning. Tarantino movies are good examples of this. But, I digress. Or regress. Whichever. So we had music, dancing, and pre-show. Both of our normal virgin pickers were out this week so I gots to pick ‘em. I did good! At least, Animal was impressed with my girl choices. The boys were... special. Cody is on Animal’s “I really don’t appreciate you right now” list. Cody pulled Virgin #2’s pants down... and everything else. Animal got an eye full. I was amused and disturbed at the same time. Virgin Girl who lost chased Sean for her bra and tackled him in front of the screen. It was a beautiful thing. I like it when the girls who lose run down the boys. It’s a sweet, sweet vengeance thing. So yes, on with the show!

I missed the Tossin’ O the Bouquet because I was backstage. I was a gravestone. Actually I was “Be Just and Fear Not” which isn’t really a gravestone. Anywho. I tried to get the gravestones to bob in rhythm with Brad’s singing...but we failed. Miserably. I don’t think I’ll try that again. I had to make a mad dash between lights off and lights on so that I could be in place for Crimmie. I couldn’t find my cigarette holder. Tear. I MADE A NEW DENTON AFFAIR!!!! HAPPINESS!!! It’s no longer falling apart. Happy is my pants. It has shiny gold letters. I had it out in the lobby with me and some of the audience people were like ‘That’s cooool” and then they realized that I actually have stuff in it! No one ever really gets to see the insides of the book. But, yes, there is STUFF in it. Just like the real Denton Affair. So yes. There’s a lesson you probably didn’t care about. What can I say? I’m a proud Crimmie.

Fast forward through car scene and trees to Time Warp. Now, long time audience people (those who’ve been coming to see us for 4 years or more) would’ve recognized the Riffy return of Daniel. Daniel was the first Bastard Riff I ever saw and it made me happy to see him back. Even IF he forgot a couple of things. Silly boy. After door scene while Brad is saying “It’s probably some sort of hunting lodge for rich weirdos” whoever is playing Riff is supposed to turn the box around so that the clock faces out for Time Warp. Yea, Daniel totally forgot that. So I ran over to that side of the theatre, turned the box, and ran back to my side just in time for Daniel to open the coffin. Go Team ME! Did my little time warp thing... I don’t know if anyone else noticed (I don’t think anyone notices much of anything during Time Warp... ) I almost fell during one of the “It’s just a jump to the left”s. I was sad. So everyone falls down, and it’s time for Frank! Hooray Star!

Star shakes her thang, Brad and Janet get undressed, and everyone heads on over to the Lab. Daniel forgot to set the lab coats for Brad and Janet and ended up handing over his Riffy coat. Janet didn’t appreciate it one bit. She didn’t want to put it on. At all. Mags went and found the lab coats and practically chucked them at Brad and Janet. I laughed. A lot. Mostly on the inside. Things happen. Rocky gets made. I am amazed every time at the Rockys. When he’s being unwrapped and goes spinny spinny. I would fall down and die. Spinny spinny is bad. I was very sad at Sean though. The gold undies are little... unfitting a few spots. And when he was straddling the tank you could... see things.

Enter Eddie! I love Eddie. Yea, he’s only on stage for like 5 minutes, but that’s the COOLEST 5 minutes EVAR. Dancy dancy, lifty lifty. Except, no lifty lifty. Charles almost dropped Kate. He kinda did really. Luckily she landed on him. From what I could tell anyways. I love it when the Transies run by. They make a good breeze. Anyways. I don’t remember much of the Death of Eddie. I was occupied. Minion decided at some point to start wrapping my head with toilet paper. At first I just annoyed him. I asked him if he was having fun. He said yes. Then he left. I opted to leave the paper one my head because I was convinced that if I took it off he would come back and make my life worse. Well, he came back anyways. Armed with more toilet paper and started wrapping me up in my chair. Animal joined in and helped in mummifying me before he went off. Then DONNA showed up. And more people I couldn’t tell who they were because by that time I was blind to everything around me. I know I heard Preston though. And maybe Danny? I dunno. But I could hear my scene coming up and Minion saying “Quicker!”

Tank Scene. That was hilarious. Katie had some help from Bizah and lost her bra. Minion decided that she was being far too modest and went to help her with her arms. I laughed a lot, but at the same time I was thinking “awww, poor Katie”. So I don’t remember much of Dr. Scott’s entrance. In fact, I don’t remember much at all from this point on, except that Gay Mike got lots of boobs thrust in his face. He doesn’t like the boobs. Awww, poor Mike.

So announcements! We have a very busy month this month! Mr. Saturn has posted all of our away shows so keep those in mind. This week coming up we have an away show at Ben’s ½ Yard House on Lower Greenville in Dallas! Come out and support us! Our normal Halloween show this year is themed with Zombies. I wanna see creepy Zombie children damnit! We also have an extra special double feature ON Halloween night at the Ridgmar! Showtimes are at 7 and 10! You should be there as well!