Gwen's Corner

I call this report "October 7th... Mullet Day." Those who saw the program this week know why. Now, let us never speak of it again... -_-

LINEUP:

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Star
Janet Weiss: Katie
Brad Majors: Fred
Riff-Raff: Starman
Magenta: Bizah
Columbia: Amy
Dr. Everrett V. Scott: Daniel
Rocky Horror: English
Eddie: Preston
The Criminologist: Eris
Transylvanians: Saturn, JJ, Shannon, Ammanda, Limey, Mike, Tommy, Justin, Cody, Halo, Squid, Madame Leah, and Marc
Tech, Sounds, Props, and Security: Sean, Randal, Glenn, Danny, Isaac, Robert, Charles, Preston, Bobcat, Jenn, and Madame Leah
Floorwalkers: Animal, Minion, and Preston

A couple things to note: There were some virgins in the crowd dressed as french maids... pretty hot, huh? Oh wait, they're all guys. I think I just vomitted a little in my mouth. Don't worry, I swallowed it back down. Cody, who is trying out for cast, made a mistake: he brought a lightsaber toy with him. Animal got a hold of it. The rest is self expanitory. Check the pictures of the show to see any evidence of this terrible, terrible event.

Animal started this weeks show on his own. No Starman. Why? That question was soon answered: Animal made an announcement to welcome Starman to the stage:

"I'd just like to take a moment to recognize Starman... Let's all give him a round of applause, straight from his television debut on South Park..."

No, that's not verbatim, but it's close enough. Animal was referencing this past week's World of Warcraft episode of South Park, where the mercilessly skilled player was often referred to as "the man with no life." Now, personally, I'm not going to say that about Starman, because I think he probably has a life... at least as much of one as I have, so I have no room to talk. Thus, I'll leave the jabs to Animal. I just felt the need to bring that one up here.

While Animal was trying to wrap up the virgin games, Bobcat (previously known as Chicago Mike, but he doesn't live in Chicago anymore) decided it would be a great time to introduce the audience to his expert juggling skills, by walking squarely in front of Animal and Starman. Personally, it impressed the hell out of me, and the timing was comic gold. Animal was less impressed, but you can ask him about that if you choose.

The show started off as it tends to, with us screaming something along the lines of "start the fucking flick," etc, etc. Us transies had the priviledge of the presence of the lovely Madame Leah. That, of course, didn't stop Animal from molesting us during "Frankenstein Place" as his does every week. Hell, I've come to enjoy this little sign of Animal's affection. It's more action than I've gotten in some time... and Animal is dreamy! (-_-)

Star burst into the seen as Frank, as she is wont, and the crowd went wild. Fred and Katie were stripped down to their underoos, and English premiered as Rocky. The Rocky bandages were being washed, and did not make an appearance, but English compromised by wrapping himself in various feather boas. Unfortunately for English (and any heterosexual men in the crowd), the Rocky shorts seem to have shrunk since the last time English wore them... yeah... and English's nuts felt that they should introduce themselves once or twice; because of this, English was nice enough to keep his hands over his crotch for most of the show (and I thank him for that...).

During the first half of the "Charles Atlas Song," Leah volunteered to be the pommel horse. That meant that English got to sit on her. More importantly, though, it meant Star got to ride her, and slap her ass. Yeah! This is the show I came to see! When English fell to the floor to do his "press-ups," Animal, as always, jumped in to try to get English to press his face in his crotch. English retaliated by lifting Animal's legs and dry humping him upside-down from behind. I doubt that'll learn him. Then, when Eddie showed up, Star looked a bit dejected, so Leah, and some other she-transies, cheered her up by letting her play with their boobs. Yeah! This is awesome!

Things went per standard throughout the bedroom scenes, and Katie went to go seduce English in the tank. She was distracted by the hot Bizah on Amy lesbian scene, though, and English found himself settling for Sean (another Rocky), who happened to show up in the tank. While shirtless, Sean did not attempt to take Charles' title as king of No Pants.

A cripple appeared, played by Daniel, the show went on. Everything seemed fine until floorshow... you see... last week, when English was Frank, Animal tried something during the "Fay Wray" song, and lifted English up on his shoulders, which worked pretty well for the beginning of "Wild and Untamed Thing," since Frank is on someone's shoulders at the time anyway. Animal decided to repeat this little routine... but Star wasn't aware. When he tried to lift her, she fell forward, toppling herself and Animal with an audible "thud." I don't know what or who got hit, but I feel sorry for poor Star... :(