Gwen's Corner

Madame Leah here again, to say nothing because a Show Report went missing. Animal has informed me that he wants the topic for this missing show report to be "Lost" as the entire topic, but I think that sucks. I prod him further... "Animal, seriously? What do you think it should be?" Now he is pissed off at me: "I don't know!" He is rubbing his weiner inside his Darth Vader boxer shorts. He says, "It is comforting sometimes, you know!" He is watching The Incredible Hulk. I think it is pretty gay. But I digress. I don't recommend it, because it keeps dragging on, and this Hulk isn't nearly as hot as he should have been for a Marvel flick. Jennifer Connely is in it though, and all I hear is "It's not fair!" and "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck....!!" Ha ha ha, for whoever gets THAT reference. I ask Animal again, what should the report be about? He replies, "I like your boobs. They are very very nice" (in Russian accent like Charles) "They make me want to have sexy time." And now he is singing a little song to himself, and petting the cat. Now he is staring at me and looking a little irritated. I ask him again, and he rolls his eyes and says, "I don't even know what you are doing!" Jennifer Connelly is old enough to be the Hulk's mother, why the hell is she supposed to be his girlfriend? That is my note. Does she freaking cry in every movie that she is in???? Jeez. Sam Elliot isn't that bad though, he is the man. Animal still pets the cat. No, Animal, I don't want any popcorn. He is irritated. He goes to the kitchen. He comes back with some Reese's Pieces, and shows me his weiner. *Sigh* He sits on the couch, quite pleased with himself, and smiles at me. He gives me the evil eye when I tell him "No, I don't want any of your Reeses Pieces." This movie is totally queer. He has a taser, like English does. "What should I write the show report about, Animal?" He kicks his foot against the ground, and gives me a pissy look. "Nothing! It is long gone!"