Gwen's Corner

Just so you all know, comcast cable is NOT all its cracked up to be. I'd 
like to LOAD THIS PAGE PLEASE!!! NOW!!!!! No, it isn't dial up... dial up 
would be faster than this crap but only sometimes. SOMETIMES it works... so 
it delayed my show report from last week and you'll all have to deal with 
it. Here it is... finally:
The SHOW REPORT from August 12th.
Enjoy.
(and I mean that in a jolly way, of corse)

As you regulars may know, there are certain things I like to do for my 
costume for each character I play. This week, I was Brad  Majors. Short in 
height, medium length black hair tucked under an ugly-ass short brown curly 
mop of a wig and a long sock hanging out of my man-panties. I'll explain 
later if I feel like it. Although, you could always refer to the 
photographic evidence... if you dare!

Here's the cast list in case you weren't there and were wondering:

Frank- English - (Does his own make-up, I am so proud!)
Brad- Amy - (My penis makes me happy in pants... it's longer than my knee!)
Janet- Eris - (Very anal-retentive about her characters and it shows!)
Riff- Glenn - (Our only Riff who has the correct hair and make-up!)
Maggie- JJ - (Makes all her own and other costumes!)
Eddie- Shannon - (Has her own Eddie jacket cause the boys' one is stinky!)
Columbia- Kate - (The loudest Columbia we have on cast!)
Rocky- Star - (She has the best outfit... it jiggles with GOLD sequins!)
Dr. Scott- Starman - (Does an impression of Dr. Strangelove! - twitch, 
twitch)
Crimmie- Cristy - (The tallest chick on cast besides Shannon!)

Transies- Bizah, Halo, Jennifer, Squid, Mike, Angie, Fred,
Limey, Greg, Saturn, Emily, and Nathan

Floorwalkers- Starman, DJ Animal, Minion, Marc

Let's start this thing soon cause I don't really remember this far back so 
bare with me...
Let's see... the beginning would be best to start, eh? Oh wait, I think the 
beginning is too sappy and time consuming. How about we start the film and 
then suddenly turn it off?? That's exactly what happened, but it was not 
intentional. We almost had our movie broken! Suddenly in the middle of Damn 
It, Janet the movie went KEBLEWWWIE! And there was silent darkness and a few 
scared faces, especially mine. I stopped for a moment, panicked and then 
started shouting the rest of what I could get out before Animal started 
blaring music to make up for lost air space. We owe him one. Wave at him 
next time you see him and tell him he was a good boy. If you're a girl, 
bounce up and down for him. If you're a guy, show him your tits and rub on 
yourself. He thinks that's special. (*^_^*)

After the movie came back (where we left off, so we had to run back to the 
starting positions...) we approached the (dancing) Denton sign in the 
(dancing) graveyard again and began the whole craziness that is Rocky 
Horror. I think this part's boring so I think I'll skip it and move onto the 
castle.

So Brad and Janet enter the hunting lodge for rich weirdos and find a bunch 
of drunk/high/blitzed party people who just want to dance and rub up on each 
other. Doesn't sound too bad, does it? They also see a maid with huge Juggs 
and a butler with a bald head and a hunched back. Are they seriously 
attracted to each other? You betcha!! (And yeah, they're married in real 
life!-- that is, JJ and Glenn are... hehe!!)

Then after the dancing is over, Brad and Janet find themselves face to face 
with a Frank with a real English accent! (who does his own make-up, and I am 
ever so proud!!) We're all brought up to the lab where Frank does his best 
GIR impersonation by singing the DOOM song. It was awesome, his head was 
bobbing like a chicken when he did it. LMAO!!! You've all got to understand 
something new about the English Frank... Leah said to him that she wants 
CRAZY FRANK HAIR so he did it up into a semi-brushed up-mohawk without 
shaving any hair off but used lots of hair stuff... so his hair bobbed like 
a rooster head while he sang the DOOM song. I laughed a lot. Anyway, back to 
the show...

So Rocky was born to some really jamming music provided by the DJ Animal 
because this scene takes for-freaking-ever and it's BORING... I love you 
Star, you jingle! If you whores have never seen Star play Rocky, you are 
missing out, Bruddah! Good golly she's just steaming. You touch the gold and 
you get BURNED, that's what I'm sayin'. Ok, now that the horny bad grammared 
alter-personality is over, I will just say that Star's outfit's really cute. 
It's even cute with the long piece of toilet paper sticking out of the 
bottom of her sandal. (she finally removed it after the scene was over. 
(*giggles*)

Someone remind me to stop picking at this scab I got on my little toe.
Speaking of uncomfortable, I've got a big mama ghetto booty and sometimes 
you'll see me pry whatever shorts or undies out of it... pay no attention. 
Shannon told me she noticed me doing that a lot BUT BOY PANTIES DON'T FIT 
GIRLS' ANATOMY!!!  (I'm sure you all wanted to read and imagine 
that you sicko's... *wink*!) LOL!

So bedroom scene was interesting... interesting in the way where the only 
one that I saw was mine and Star's. We both get it up the butt you see, and 
I don't like seeing straight sex... I'M JUST KIDDING! I was actually getting 
water during the Touch-a Touch-a/Lesbian scene. Yeah, yeah, you all probably 
hate me now cause you were reading this thing just to see what happened 
between the lesbians. You'll just have to come to the show next time, 
won'tcha? HAHAHA!

My bedroom scene went like this:
"Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning." My nipple's 
hard in the shadow... kind of hard to miss Brad's great bitch-tits. Touching 
Janet's hair, it's a man?! Well, that's alright, here's my 3 foot penis sock 
that I stuffed back in my panties during the show. So he took a little bit 
in his hand and started going at it. It must have been weird to the audience 
cause of the boobs. Someone should video tape bedroom scene when I'm Brad 
and Beau's Frank. I wear the 3 foot penis and he impales his head on it 
while trying to go down on it. Tres amusant!! (very amusing)

A crippled intruder (who lost his umbrella somewhere outside I suppose... 
wait, why doesn't our Dr. Scott have an umbrella? Does anyone ever see an 
umbrella in Dr. Scott's hand during any live performances, even other than 
ours? I guess it's cause he's inside the castle and doesn't need one)
enters the building, finds a blunt, looks all suprised although we don't see 
him put that down either... hmmm... and gets pulled by an invisible magnetic 
force through a wall of the pool room in the castle. Which is upstairs for 
some reason. (*scratches head*)

Janet's discovered by everyone that she's a slut and the dinner gong rings. 
During dinner, some cannabalistic actions take place - didn't see that one 
coming, did ya?? It's already been happening throughout the whole damn movie 
and it's not like Columbia's never eaten Eddie before, so I don't know why 
she's so emo about it. Dr. Scott fights with his nazi hand (Dr. 
Strangelove), then Frank gets sick of this polite conversation and yanks the 
tablecloth off and reveals the dead body they were all sitting around the 
whole time. That would make me vomit thinking that there was a dead rotting 
corpse under my food. YUCK!

Janet gets bitch-slapped, gets chased around, gets everyone turned to stone 
by a Medusa-ray, floorshow comes, Columbia disappears... wait, where is she 
anyway?? Everyone watches Frank do his little bit and draws everyone into 
the pool... where IS Columbia? I saw her do her individual floor show... 
then she vanishes?? Wait, here she comes, and it's... LEAH?! I'm 
delightfully suprised and confused. Leah's running toward me in black undies 
and a corset... FUCK YEAH! "Help me mommy!" she smeared her red lipstick on 
me and it was awesome. I think it tasted like strawberries.

I bet you were all wondering why it was Leah. Well, I figure that girls are 
clumsy clumsy clumsy and Kate actually broke her toe backstage while 
changing. OUCH! So, naturally, Leah to the rescue!!! (*enter heroic music 
with a porn twist*) So we changed the line-up for the last dance sequence a 
little bit and it all worked out. Everyone gets shot by the anti-matter 
laser gun except the goody twoshoes and they crawl on the planet's face till 
the movie ends.

YAY! I am finished with the show report and that makes me happy. Sorry it 
took so long, but you outta understand how it is with a bad connection going 
around.
Announcements for upcoming shows will be posted in this last week's show 
report, so go read that one too!

See yah on the flip-flop!!!
~ Amy  <(^_^<) (>^_^)>