Gwen's Corner

Okay I would like to start show report by mentioning that Donna "accidentally" nailed Pizat in 
the balls halfway through the show and he kept going. So hats off to him. Not that that has
anything at all to do with the show, but it amused me greatly. Right. Moving right along.

Frank - Beau
Janet - Eris
Brad - Randal
Riff - Minion
Maggie - JJ
Columbia - Leah
Rocky - English
Dr. Scott - Starman
Eddie - Shannon
Crimmie - Charles

Transies - Amy, Saturn, Squid, Ammanda, Halo, Star, Kate, Katie, Bizah, Angie, Mike, Daniel, Gillian, Marc

Techies - Sean, Pizat, Danny, Preston, Charles, Glenn

Floorwalkers - Starman, Animal, Marc



So this weekend was our Rennassaince show! Horray for bodices and kilts and pireates! We
played songs and did dances! Those were fun. Oh yes. And in unison clapping! Which Animal
didn't seem to appreciate. Hmmm...poor unloved Animal. Those "I Hate Animal" buttons sell
like there's no tomarrow. For pre-show we had four girls deep throat cucumbers. Now, you 
boys reading this are probably thinking "oh yea..." Animal asked the girls to bite
down so that we could judge the winner. Uh huh...cringe, flinch and put your hands over
your special bits. You know you wanna...all the boys on cast and in the audience did. 
So after all that we got on with the movie. Except!! The theatre was kind enough to let
us watch the Pirates of the Caribbean trailer!! Happiness pie! Johnny Depp...mmmmmmm...
uh....right. Show report. That's what I was doing. So yes, speaking of Pirates...in 
honour of the greatness that is Johnny Depp and Pirates in general, we are having our PIRATE
SHOW on July 8th! That's right just 2 shows from now we will be having swords, our own version
of Capt. Jack and mucho swashbuckling! So yes. I just thought I'd throw that out there. It will
be the shit.

So after all that excitement (mostly on the part of the girls) we started our show for real. 
And let there be lips! Beginning of show went fiarly close to normal. Randal came dressed
as Time the Enchanter (Monty Python you hippies!!) and had a stuffed rabbit of DOOOOM! I was very
amused by the rabbit. Eris kinda resembled Danielle from Ever After. Especially since her hair was
all down and flowy like. So we skip forward to Time Warp because...I can. So nyah! Gods there
were a lot of transies tonight. It was wonderful! Then came Sweet T. OMGF! I love Beau. Y'see
he was a leper. Yes you want to groan but at the  same time you want to giggle to yourself.
So Sweet T, when he threw off the cape he lost an arm and the transies screamed...in horror.
There was no willing touchy touchy of Frankie that night. Unless you count Katie. But she's
just weird that way. Instead of grabbing at Brad and Janet the transies pushed them towards
Frank, I guess that was their way of sacrificing them so that they wouldn't have to get in
contact with the Leper-riffic Frank. It was hilarious. Beau even had fake skin hanging from
his face and I know I caught him a couple of times picking some of it off and trying to
hand it to various people. Ewwwwwwwww....

After Sweet T I went backstage to prepare for Eddie so I missed a good portion of Creation
Scene. But I do know that they played Party at the Leper Colony! So BEEP BEEP BEEP! I decided
not to use the motorcycle...seeing as how it's ya know...a Renn show. So I just walked out with 
my hand in the air...trying to give off the impression I own the place. I probably failed
because that's what I do best! Gotta have goals! I did a little dance, made a little love,
ripped off Frank's arm...and died. At least I got some damage in damnit! I feel vindicated 
for all those other times I've had to die without even fighting back. Damn the Man!!! So I die
on too bedroom scene! I don't remember a whole lot of Janet's bedroom scene. But Brad's bedroom
scene involved lepersy and the losing of Penii. *giggle* I'm so very easily amused. Tank scene!
There was a midget! He shows up for shows occassionaly and Animal always has him involved someway.
It's really cool. He's a nice guy too.

So! Fast forward to floorshow. Leah was the Hotness in her floorshow costume. Leah and Eris both wore
the LB girl bodices that JJ made for a few of us. They so pretty. English wore his kilt...
just like he wore his kilt for the entire show. The only added shiny was he had a pair of green
antennae. And Randal...well. Randal is special. He resurrected part of his gay knight costume
from last year. Daisy dukes...*shudder* Randal is a very hairy boy. And he had "Git R Done" written
on his chest. Silly Redneck. Enter Leper Frank. Animal usually picks this time to be really mean
to Beau but somehow Beau ended up pinning Animal to the ground. Which turns out was a bad move, cause
then Animal wouldn't leave him alone until Frank "jumped" into the pool. Silly Beau. Won't you ever
learn? There's some dancing, singing, and decorating of the Dr. Scott. Enter the party poopers. Flash
forward some. Beau gets hacked to peices (not that it was hard) by Minion with a really scary
looking sword.

And that, in a nutshell, was our show. Remember, next week is the tied to a bastard show! If you bought
tickets remember to show up! And remember you're giving US free reign. Hehehehe...
Week after next (July 8th!) is our Pirate Show! ARRRRRRGH!!