Gwen's Corner

Lineup- 
Frank-Beau 
Janet-Katie 
Brad-Randal 
Riff-Starman 
Magenta-Bizah 
Columbia-Amy 
Dr.Scott-Mike 
Rocky-Star 
Eddie-Preston 
Crimmie-Charles 

Transies-- Amy, Nathan, Danny, Deanna, Shannon, JJ, Daniel, Saturn,
Halo, Squid, Jennifer, Emily, Greg, and Cory 
Tech-- Sean, English, Pizat, Robert, Preston, Danny, Marc and Glenn
Floorwalkers- Animal, Preston, Glenn, Marc 
 

*writers note didn't have the program so hopefully someone can fix it.. 

So yes.. This is Ammanda again with show report.. *cries* Well at least this weekend was 
interesting enough to occupy my mind long enough to write.. So Pre show yes.. It started 
out with lots of dancing. followed out with the rules.. And due to little kids in the 
audience, Starman made a poem just for them to show them just how offensive the show would
 be. Then on with the rest.. Well this past weekend was Mat Daddy's b-day.. We were going 
to put him on the stage and the girls perform Hey Mickey for him. *Yes that is right we 
brought back Hey Mickey for this special occasion.* But he beat up the guys and ran away 
before he would get on the stage.. So in return we brought up Shea * aka Poor Jewish Dude..
 We did Hey Mickey until the guys came up and stole our glory.. So then it became the fight
 over poor jewish dude.. It was painful to watch then painful when he got pulled off the 
box and on me.. *but i am not sad at all about that.. So on with it. Animal decided to 
chose random audience members to play a game with us.. he originally chose 4 guys one 
including dragging poor jewish dude back up there and torturing him one more time. Well 
when it came down to calling the girls out and up there. *Wait sorry Beau got to do one 
of the guys.. *giggles sorry head is sitting in the gutter. But anyways us girls had to 
drop their pants or in beau's case his guy got to keep his pants. Poor Jewish Dude refused
 and cause we had just got done abusing the hell out of him we excused it. So they did the
 pledge while the girls and Beau revved their "engines".. Well that ended and we started 
that fucking flick. So here is where I get goofy and can't write shit.. Lips came out and
 sang. There was a wedding, followed by a song.. Then a crimmi explaining part of the 
movie then a road trip.. Woops look at that flat tire. hmm where is there a phone oh yes 
that castle.. Well welcome to the castle where you are now introduced to a strange group 
of transies. *By the way anyone notice the new transi faces up there?* Then they do the 
time warp again and again. Many audience members molested by group sex. Then after frank
 comes out does another tune. Then to the lab where Rocky is born. But instead of paying 
attention to that we were paying attention to our lovely Beau singing to Chop Suey. Oh 
then rocky comes to life. more singing. more craziness of dancing by transies. Then Eddie
 came out. After his song he gets murdered then followed by the rest of frank's song. 
Then yes bedroom scenes. usually very interesting but i stepped out so i do not know 
what really happened. Then it went to tank and lesbian scene. Joy joy.. Now those are 
fun times. Especially when it's two sisters. Then yes rocky roll call. followed by the
 dinner and passing out of candy.. =) *mmm I want candy.. Then after the abrupt ending
 of dinner came the floor show.. then frank's solo.. then the murder of frank and rocky..
 followed by super heroes.. *that is where janet and brad get their last words in for the
 movie.. Then the spinning of the world.. oh look crimmi puts in his last words then its 
over. the bow the end... 


By the way we had a special guest help floor walking this week from Austin's cast his 
name is James.. 

*and for the note he has been with Rocky since the beginning.. as in 30 years.. and we 
were complimented for being one of the best away shows he has seen in a long time.. 

So this week I am going to start the damage report...*this will involve audience members 
and cast.. and equipment.. 

Damage: 

Poor Jewish Dude a few times.. *Maybe even his pride. who knows.. 

Another audience member for punching himself.. *due to retardedness with thinking he 
could screw with animal 

Beau.. well poor him.. he got his normal beating.. 

Sean's libido lowered even further when you thought it couldn't go father.. *by the way 
he needs to get laid.. someone help him out please.. (prefers women) 

Jennifer's spirit got shattered when animal complained about her holding her boobs 
while she ran and not letting them out and free... 

*Holy shit I think that's it folks.. Of course the week I do it nothing good 
happens.. *cries worse then in the beginning.. 

Well I am out.. Laters