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a.k.a. Madame Leah's Birthday Surprise!
Since Beau sucks and hasn't sent in the show report for this show I decided to write one myself... Things are pretty slow at work today so I think I'll be able to pound this thing out in no time as I sit here eating my chips and drinking my Monster... I will find many other things to blame Beau for too. Many, MANY other things. Beau? You are officially on my "dead to me" list but I still love you. He *says* that he emailed it, but I don't have it yet so you get this until I get his! Here is the cast line up... followed by a short story. :) Frank- Beau Brad- Randal Janet- Eris Riff- Glenn Maggie- JJ Eddie- Preston Columbia- Kate Rocky- Fred Dr. Scott- Mike Crimmie- Shannon Transies- Saturn, Halo, Charles, Gillian, Bizah, Cristy, Daniel, Squiddie, Pob, Cory, Marc, Ammanda, and Jennifer. Techs - Sean, Deanna, Mr. Pizat, Robert, Danny, Jason, Preston, Floorwalkers- Starman, Animal, Minion, and English There.. I'm done with the show report.. now on with the story. Why Madame Leah hates us... A short story In the beginning, there was an idea. The idea was small. The idea was good. It was more of a notion than an idea really, much like many other small ideas are when they are newly hatched. This notion, however, was taken and nurtured. It lived happily and frolicked about for many weeks, growing a little every day until, finally, it lodged itself into Beau's brain and it experienced a massive growth spurt (heehee, I said spurt!) and could no longer be contained in just one brain... (Especially in Beau's brain which is tiny to begin with, as evidenced by his inability to actually write a show report and SEND IT TO ME!) This notion had grown into an idea that needed to be shared. Knowing how much Madame Leah likes Beau's Riddler costume, and this being her birthday, the Riddler was sure to make an appearance at this show... PLUS one additional Riddler costume was to be worn by our humble and lovable Animal-of-the-huge-left-nut. This would have been quite traumatic for her and as we all know, we are all about traumatizing our Madame (it's how we show her our love!)....but did it stop there? HELL NO!! The idea grew even more... it became a full-fledged scheme! A PLOT, if you will... a plot that several of our Bastard boys jumped on without so much as a push. Why stop at just TWO Riddlers when we could have as many Riddlers as we could muster! They parted with their own MONEY to make this fantabulous birthday present a reality. Now *that* is saying something about how much we love our Leah. Madame Leah, knowing full well what kind of people she signed on to be on her cast, knew that something was up... She saw the Riddler costume on Beau during the creation speech. She kept trying to leave the theater and we finally had to just hold on to her and make her stay in one spot. Then came the actual creation. We blocked her view so she wouldn't see the plethora of Riddlers sneak their way into the tank and instead of Rocky being created, the Riddlers appeared and rushed her. The look of horror on her face was well worth the effort. There was much running away and chasing done during this scene. It was beautiful. This is why Madame Leah hates us... and this is why we love her. Chaos and mayhem are our friends... We love being on this cast. There is NEVER a dull moment when we are together. Having been a part of other casts and going to many other casts shows, I have to say that this particular cast is the absolute best one as far as people go. Yes, we occasionally get pissy about minor things, but this cast, on the whole, works together to get things done and doesn't complain too terribly much about anything. We all love each other and get along. I guess the real evidence of our like for each other is that we hang out with other cast members on the rest of the days of the week... not just show days. We care more about the final product than feeding our own egos.... an amazing thing, when you have so many talented and creative people working together every week. We all love putting on an entertaining and fun show that people will come to see and tell their friends about. Personally, I think we do a fairly good job at this but I'm biased. Seriously. And now for Beau's ReportHello all you Rocky Sluts! Beau here with your very late and long awaited show report. Sorry for the procrastination, been really busy, and I wasn't even supposed to be there that weekend. Oh well, here it is, like it or not. Today we will start with the beginning, but not with the rules. A little background info for those not in the know. This weekend was Madame Leah's Birthday. So we whipped up something very special... $200 kinda special. Just keep in mind Leah loves to see me in that skintight,sexy, puke-green Riddler unitard that leaves nothing to the imagination. (pause for evil laughter) Seating was much the usual, people were let in, security abused all those without ID or tickets, music was played, people danced. Then silence, and to the reading of the rules. You know them, "Rule number 1" - "Fuck rule number 1"... Animal dances around like a fool, stomps, and hits Starman with cardboard gravestones. I don't even think I watched that part, but I can guarantee it happened. It ALWAYS happens. We had some special announcements, mainly Leah's Birthday, upcoming theme show (50's era), and such. Oh, and we have a website at www.losbastardos.com. But, I'm gonna assume you know that. And Starman gave Leah her birthday gift. Starman decided that the best present for Leah would be a couple of lesbian S&M hookers from god knows where. Good job! Love ya Starman! Line up as follows... Frank-N-Furter: Beau (Was supposed to be Star, but I took her place as a favor to her, and to further my own plans for Leah) Janet: Eris Brad: Randal Riff: Glenn Magenta: JJ (Angie2) Columbia: Kate Dr.Scott: Mike Rocky: Fred Eddie: Preston The Criminologist: Shannon Transies: Gillian, Squid, Pob, Jenifer, Daniel, Bizah, Charles, Pink, Marc Most of the show went the usual, we imitate the screen, you scream obscenities at us. So, I'm only gonna tell you about some of the abnormal occurances. Throne scene is where things got interesting. Last week, I had forgoten my Frank shoes and tortured Kate (Columbia) with my grotesque feet. I found it only fitting to do so again. I slipped off a shoe and voila! Instant Kate repellent! Also made things easier for what came next. So, Who's that man all dressed in green?!?! That's not a man, thats the Riddler??? Yes, quick and costume change and there was Leah's doom. I got plenty of very confused and very happy looks.For those of you listening, Leah called me a whore 6 times. I counted. Randal and Eris gave me some questioning looks, but went along with it. Then on to Creation Scene. First off, I would like to apologize. There was supposed to be smoke and stuff and falshy things, but that didn't happen. And also Leah had to be held down to witness the horror. But instead of creating a Rocky, 6 more Riddlers appear. (Hmmm.... that would explain the 6 whores) Those holding Leah, Shannon, Danny, and whoever else, released our victim and we began pursuit. We chased her all over and drug her to the front where we sang Happy Birthday and group sexed her.Unfortanatly for me she was able to get ahold of me cane and proceed to stick it in my butt while I'm trying to perform. Not the most comfortable thing to have done to you. Most of the rest of the show went pretty normal, as normal as a Rocky show can go. Sorry to anyone if I missed any highlights, but it's hard to watch everyone else when your playing Frank. "To absent friends, long may thee be present, and long live the 69!" Beau C.1 |