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Okay... here I am. Somehow I got conned into writing this show report... God bless you Madame Leah. I can't believe you did that. I suppose I owe you at least this much for kidnapping your garden gnome so I will do this for you so you don't have to. First off... since I am doing this show report, I feel it is necessary for me to point out that PJD&F have let me down... and Shannon as well, who tells me that Saturday at Scarbie she was TOLD that they would be at the show... Awwwwwwww.... Shannon is very hurt that she was lied to! We give the actual Jewish dude a free pass due to it being passover and all. He has a legitimate excuse. The rest of you??? Punishment will be forthcoming. Now.. on to the show report. Oh yes. Bunnies of hoppiness and a Great White Hunter who kills satan's bunnies for Christ. I love Easter! Pre-Show started off as usual with the reading of the rules. It seemed much quieter than usual... in fact it WAS much quieter than usual. I don't know what the cause was... perhaps everyone was really tired from a long day at the renn faire or having to be happy and celebrate-ie with their families for Easter... Let's not do that again, okay?? I prefer my loud, obnoxious and rowdy audience. Personally, I choose to blame the Jew Crew for not being with us... well that and the fact that we had no sound system. One special announcement by our beautimous Madame Leah of the bodacious tah-tahs... and if you missed this one I will repeat it... It's a good rumor.. impressive even. But seriously people... if you hear something from someone who is no longer on cast you probably shouldn't take it seriously. We got an email from a girl that wanted to join cast who was hesitant because she heard that any girls that wanted to get on cast would have to sleep with ALL the guys on cast first.... Ok.. The guys on cast would be all over enforcing this regulation if it existed but I'm here to tell you there is NO SUCH RULE. There would be far too many happy boys if this were true and we can't have that now can we? And even then you would never get on cast because I can pretty much guarantee you that the gay guy won't sleep with you.... and you know the rest of the boys wouldn't tell you about him until after they got theirs... Enough of that then.. onwards! The Line Up!! (ta-dahhhhh!) Frank- Star Brad- Amy Janet- Eris Riff- Minion Maggie- JJ Columbia- Leah Dr. Scott- Mike Rocky- English Eddie- Preston Crimmie- Charles Transies- Gillian, Shannon, Katie, Cristy, Cory, Marc, Ammanda, Squid, Daniel Floorwalkers - Starman, Animal, Preston Tech and Security - Sean, Glenn, Danny, Robert, Jason, Preston and Randal Opening dance. Yep... this is where we first notice that all is not sane in Denton... Brad is pregnant with some kind of misshapen mutant... There are bunny ears everywhere... English is just wearing friggin jeans for cryin out loud.... No shiny gold man panties?? this SUCKS! *tear* Wedding scene... yeah I don't know why but I keep forgetting that I'm supposed to take a picture during the wedding scene. I'm getting better but I usually end up running from where-ever I might be... So.. picture taken I settle in for the show... Minion looks much meaner than usual cause someone forgot to come up and hold his flowers for him... but he'll get over it. The first real proof that this is not your usual show (I mean other than the fact that Brad is preggers) is when Crimmie gets up for his 'night out' speech... The man murdered a bunny... stuck a sharp pointy knife into the poor thing and ripped it's ever lovin guts apart... it was awesome! I mean.. OH! It was horrible!!! So Pregger Brad and Janet end up at this castle... and they meet some interesting people who show them how to do one of those folk dances.. then this guy shows up and struts around. Frank was played by Star, who was dressed as a playboy bunny. Now everyone knows that Frank is supposed to fling off his cape during his opening strut and tonight was no exception to this rule. We all got a bonus this time tho for unbeknownst to Star, her bunny suit kinda slipped a few inches and when she flung off her cape, her goods were on display for everyone in the audience. I"m sure I speak for everyone when I say.. "Thank you, Star" heehee! Rocky is created and while standing up on the tank a miracle occurred... Okay, fine.. maybe it wasn't a miracle... but it was pretty damned funny seeing as this was the Easter Show and all... Due to 3 things that happen at all shows (the actual movie being projected and the 2 spotlights from either side of the theater) we got to see the shadows of 3 crosses up on the screen. It struck most of us a extremely funny on this particular night. Yeah... maybe you had to be there.... Enter Eddie. I have to say this here and now... I absolutely LOVE Preston. He came dressed as the last supper... which basically means that he wore the sheet he used for his halloween ghost and stucks paper plates, cups and other eating things all over it. Oh and he also had our good friend the dildo poking through it. It was uber funny... especially when our lovely Leah would not attempt the lift with him and sent in a stunt Columbia. Fast forward to the tank scene... all in all it was a fairly quiet one... if you don't count the part where Beau chose to reinact part of Beauback Mountain with the Christ....Poor Jesus... Then Dr. Scott rolls in dressed as a bunny... he's so cute. I loves Mike muchly. :) Rocky Horror roll call was a bit unusual... See.. back in January, I kidnapped a garden gnome from the porch of Animal and Madame Leah... I've been trying to figure out how to get it back to its home and got hit by this idea... Easter=Spring... Spring=Flowers... Flowers=Garden.. Garden=Gnome. So I got with Brad and Janet tonight and handed them the gnome and a pretty easter bunny to be used in their stead for the roll call... It was pretty funny to see Leah and Animal's reaction to seeing their gnome again... well it was funny up to the part where Animal dropped trou and rubbed his ass all over my head. Then it was just gross... My hair smelled like Animal ass. I was a sad panda. Floor show... it was pretty much the usual... other than the fact that Star dressed up as a huge pink PEEP! LMFAO! She made the peep suit herself.. it was awesome! And there you have it.. a show report. Very much late but yeah... I suck and I kept putting it off. I apologize much. but at least I got it done before the next one was due... O.o |