Gwen's Corner

Okay... here I am. Somehow I got conned into writing this show report... God bless 
you Madame Leah. I can't believe you did that. I suppose I owe you at least this 
much for kidnapping your garden gnome so I will do this for you so you don't have to.

First off... since I am doing this show report, I feel it is necessary for me to point 
out that PJD&F have let me down... and Shannon as well, who tells me that Saturday at 
Scarbie she was TOLD that they would be at the show... Awwwwwwww.... Shannon is very 
hurt that she was lied to! We give the actual Jewish dude a free pass due to it being 
passover and all. He has a legitimate excuse. The rest of you??? Punishment will be 
forthcoming.

Now.. on to the show report. Oh yes. Bunnies of hoppiness and a Great White Hunter who 
kills satan's bunnies for Christ. I love Easter! 

Pre-Show started off as usual with the reading of the rules. It seemed much quieter than 
usual... in fact it WAS much quieter than usual. I don't know what the cause was... 
perhaps everyone was really tired from a long day at the renn faire or having to be happy 
and celebrate-ie with their families for Easter... Let's not do that again, okay?? I 
prefer my loud, obnoxious and rowdy audience. Personally, I choose to blame the Jew Crew 
for not being with us... well that and the fact that we had no sound system.

One special announcement by our beautimous Madame Leah of the bodacious tah-tahs... and 
if you missed this one I will repeat it... It's a good rumor.. impressive even. But 
seriously people... if you hear something from someone who is no longer on cast you 
probably shouldn't take it seriously. We got an email from a girl that wanted to join 
cast who was hesitant because she heard that any girls that wanted to get on cast would 
have to sleep with ALL the guys on cast first.... Ok.. The guys on cast would be all 
over enforcing this regulation if it existed but I'm here to tell you there is NO SUCH 
RULE. There would be far too many happy boys if this were true and we can't have that 
now can we? And even then you would never get on cast because I can pretty much guarantee 
you that the gay guy won't sleep with you....  and you know the rest of the boys wouldn't 
tell you about him until after they got theirs... Enough of that then.. onwards!

The Line Up!! (ta-dahhhhh!)

Frank- Star
Brad- Amy
Janet- Eris
Riff- Minion
Maggie- JJ
Columbia- Leah
Dr. Scott- Mike
Rocky- English
Eddie- Preston
Crimmie- Charles
Transies- Gillian, Shannon, Katie, Cristy, Cory, Marc, Ammanda, Squid, Daniel
Floorwalkers - Starman, Animal, Preston

Tech and Security - Sean, Glenn, Danny, Robert, Jason, Preston and Randal 


Opening dance. Yep... this is where we first notice that all is not sane in Denton... 
Brad is pregnant with some kind of misshapen mutant... There are bunny ears everywhere... 
English is just wearing friggin jeans for cryin out loud.... No shiny gold man panties?? 
this SUCKS! *tear*

Wedding scene... yeah I don't know why but I keep forgetting that I'm supposed to take a 
picture during the wedding scene. I'm getting better but I usually end up running from 
where-ever I might be... So.. picture taken I settle in for the show... Minion looks much meaner 
than usual cause someone forgot to come up and hold his flowers for him... but he'll get over it. 
The first real proof that this is not your usual show (I mean other than the fact that Brad is 
preggers) is when Crimmie gets up for his 'night out' speech... The man murdered a bunny... 
stuck a sharp pointy knife into the poor thing and ripped it's ever lovin guts apart... it was 
awesome! I mean.. OH! It was horrible!!!

So Pregger Brad and Janet end up at this castle... and they meet some interesting people 
who show them how to do one of those folk dances.. then this guy shows up and struts 
around. Frank was played by Star, who was dressed as a playboy bunny. Now everyone knows 
that Frank is supposed to fling off his cape during his opening strut and tonight was no 
exception to this rule. We all got a bonus this time tho for unbeknownst to Star, her bunny 
suit kinda slipped a few inches and when she flung off her cape, her goods were on display 
for everyone in the audience. I"m sure I speak for everyone when I say.. "Thank you, Star" heehee!

Rocky is created and while standing up on the tank a miracle occurred... Okay, fine.. maybe it 
wasn't a miracle... but it was pretty damned funny seeing as this was the Easter Show and all... 
Due to 3 things that happen at all shows (the actual movie being projected and the 2 spotlights 
from either side of the theater) we got to see the shadows of 3 crosses up on the screen. It 
struck most of us a extremely funny on this particular night. Yeah... maybe you had to be there....

Enter Eddie. I have to say this here and now... I absolutely LOVE Preston. He came dressed as 
the last supper... which basically means that he wore the sheet he used for his halloween ghost 
and stucks paper plates, cups and other eating things all over it. Oh and he also had our good 
friend the dildo poking through it. It was uber funny... especially when our lovely Leah would 
not attempt the lift with him and sent in a stunt Columbia.

Fast forward to the tank scene... all in all it was a fairly quiet one... if you don't count the 
part where Beau chose to reinact part of Beauback Mountain with the Christ....Poor Jesus... Then 
Dr. Scott rolls in dressed as a bunny... he's so cute. I loves Mike muchly. :)

Rocky Horror roll call was a bit unusual... See.. back in January, I kidnapped a garden gnome 
from the porch of Animal and Madame Leah... I've been trying to figure out how to get it back 
to its home and got hit by this idea... Easter=Spring... Spring=Flowers... Flowers=Garden.. 
Garden=Gnome. So I got with Brad and Janet tonight and handed them the gnome and a pretty easter 
bunny to be used in their stead for the roll call... It was pretty funny to see Leah and Animal's 
reaction to seeing their gnome again... well it was funny up to the part where Animal dropped 
trou and rubbed his ass all over my head. Then it was just gross... My hair smelled like Animal 
ass. I was a sad panda.

Floor show... it was pretty much the usual... other than the fact that Star dressed up as a 
huge pink PEEP! LMFAO! She made the peep suit herself.. it was awesome!

And there you have it.. a show report. Very much late but yeah... I suck and I kept putting it 
off. I apologize much. but at least I got it done before the next one was due...  O.o