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I haven’t done this for a very long time so thanks for being patient. I got the day off to sit in the audience I haven’t seen half the new people on stage so it was nice to be able to sit on my ass and watch a show instead of sweating my ass off on stage. I love our regulars and sat with as many as I could seat hop to during the show. Missed the music before the show, for the few that are not yet aware there are lots of bastards selling stuff in the lobby before the show this is what keeps us alive and the team resp for the sellers are Donna, JJ, and Christy most weeks, they keep us organized I keep the sellers stocked, it works well but I miss the music most weeks. The friendly competition between bastards is quite amusing and turning into a war of sorts so support your favorites simply because it is free entertainment for me when they argue over who sells to who. Ok so that’s all I will say about that thank you to everyone that supports us and to that hard working cast that we all love. I heard from the back Beau’s reaction to Animal’s joke. Any one who received a program saw the cover. Extreme greatness “Beauback Mountain” it features pics of Beau and English the week they were fighting over who got to be Frank, this is an Animal idea that was carried out perfectly by our beloved Donna. Beau’s response of course was the finger but the best part is that his wife knew all along. Virgin games all the boys and girls in the cheerleading pyramid and Big Daddy Preston made it to the top. Yes I do call him Big Daddy for a reason. Hehehe… The pyramid toppled and the only virgin prize I heard was the home abortion kit (a metal hanger) Yes, we are going to hell. Let me apologize to the devil in advance for the hostel take over. Then the hot marine who I am sure has a name but it wasn’t important enough for me to remember so the hot boy with the hardest muscles I have seen in a long time (thank you Glenn for bringing military boys) took animals antics well while the lesbian wonder twins, myself and Kate, felt him up from behind. Kate’s back!!!!! Not on stage this week but she is back. Show begins and the audience is on, even when the bastards are worn out and burning up you keep us going. Line Up: Frank-Beau Janet-Limey Brad-Fred Riff-Minion Maggie-Madam Leah Columbia-Star Dr. Scott-Mike Rocky-Amy Eddie-Preston Crim-Eris Transies-Katie, JJ, Cory, Marc, Squid, Manda, Jennifer, Greg, Emily, and Daniel Tech Gods-Sean, Deanna, Charles, Preston, Glenn, and Danny Floorwalkers-Starman Matt, Animal, Preston, and English Yes our cast is huge 39 and 3 newbies Opening dance as always is wonderful I am sorry to everyone on stage but Leah steals the stage during this part of the movie well her hotness and boobs I wrote Leo G Carol so that probably means her boobs did that hot little jiggle while she was trusting with her hips. He he… It looks like a porn opening for Ralph and Betty that chick and her ass yum. Both brother and sister are hot… Decisions, decisions… the brother or the sister because both at once would be kind of hot but extremely disgusting. Gillian and Fred always do great as Brad and Janet, Limey is hot and Fred is kinda nerdy… I mean a good actor. LOL. Wedding peeps attack the bouquet and Janet takes them all out and almost looses her hat. They sing and dance and Minion, Star, and Leah look pissy on stage. Then Crim comes on I love the weekly shadow puppets from PJB and the Jew Crew. When you see hands eating crims face or groping Eris’ boobs just look to right side of the second row and you will see PJB and Crew doing what they do. So the car breaks down and they are on their way to the castle and they see the light… Poor JJ was tickled by Animal throughout the lights and she stayed on time better than anyone else would have been able to. It made me laugh and thank god i wasn’t the one being tormented. Minion as Riff is hot creepy greatness. Not sure if you want to run away or rip his clothes off. Yea naked Minion! Here comes Maggie sliding so seductively across the stage no doubt about that one everyone would love to see Madam Leah naked. I love it when she is on stage damn… ok I will kill kitties later because Shannon will yell if I don’t get this to her soon. Columbia in all her happiness Star always does the time warp scene with so much energy and perkiness. I have not seen half of the new transies on stage you guys are all smiley and full of energy, I only saw two people get hit in face this week. Yes it is close but it looks really good with all of you up there. Creation scene is always on but Amy and those boots… Damn! We are glad she did not stand up on the tank she may have broken her hot little ass in those boots. Beastie Boys played and dancing transies are my fav. Limey WOW… yeah I’d do her. That was just hot, sorry if you missed it I can’t explain it but I creamed myself a little. I wrote PJB and Crew with Fred’s nuts… not sure why but that is, not a situation I would want to be in so hope you got the smell off. Hand puppets in the tank make me happy! English tried to get his nuts in Amy’s face when Rocky does push ups and sadly for him it turned into Animal humping English’s face. The lift with Star as Columbia and Preston as Eddie is always perfect. Sometimes I day dream that Preston flips Star up and after a triple flip to the ceiling Star dives into Preston’s arms, now that would be something new. I personally love Star to much to take the risk of her busting her head open so the chances of them trying this are slim to none, but if anyone could pull it off it would be Preston. Eddie’s dead NO!!! Oh well they have to eat. I missed sheets I had a regularly scheduled breathing treatment outside ( I am not a quitter). Per Casey another wonderful regular with big boobs… The all loved big dick made an appearance. I went up for lesbian scene with Kate but Animal attacked Leah and Preston attacked Star so I just sat there and laughed. I found out later that I missed the Jew in the tank. Ok that sentence is funny The Jew in the tank. Sorry excuse me I need sleep. Now Beau in all his Frank pissyness whips Minion and finds Dr. Scott outside. Mike is so cute, he takes what a lot of us call love many call it abuse, (everyone shows it differently) very well. I was moving stuff during dinner scene so please forgive the next thing I saw was Leah pulling Minions hair and she stones all those bitches, and off to red wall. As Beau gives his dramatic speech he spits in Leah’s face I think she was about to puke. She broke character which doesn’t happen often and Maggie’s eyes are missing yet again. Time for the floor show sadly no boobs popped out but you all did a marvelous job staying on time and on your feet. Shaved Fred makes me happy. Here come Riff and Maggie to take care of that pesky Homo once and for all… Tom Jones starts playing and all the little bastards dance for Madam Leah. For those of you who may not know Animal loves Tom Jones and drives Leah crazy with it when possible. You might not have been able to see through the dancing bastards clearly but Leah had that look like she might cry in complete disgust. It is always entertaining when Frank is carried away by a much smaller Rocky you could not even see Amy around Beau’s ass. Frank dies yet again with his floating fagot…well, surprised sexed straight Rocky. Sexy Leah and the speech with the hot Minion and the movie is almost over. Super heroes with Fred and his “sucking dicks”, how many of you wish you were under Limey during her stumble, stumble, fall? The show is complete and: To absent friends, long may they be present and long live the 69. Have fun at the Easter show wish I could be there take lots of pics see you the week after. Once again sorry for the rushed report I am going to go kill kitties and sleep for a little while. Love you all, Bizah Bastard sayings used in this weeks report Surprise Sex others call it rape Killin Kitties-female masturbation |