Gwen's Corner

I haven’t done this for a very long time so thanks for being patient.
I got the day off to sit in the audience I haven’t seen half the new 
people on stage so it was nice to be able to sit on my ass and watch 
a show instead of sweating my ass off on stage. I love our regulars 
and sat with as many as I could seat hop to during the show.
Missed the music before the show, for the few that are not yet aware 
there are lots of bastards selling stuff in the lobby before the show 
this is what keeps us alive and the team resp for the sellers are Donna, 
JJ, and Christy most weeks, they keep us organized I keep the sellers 
stocked, it works well but I miss the music most weeks. The friendly 
competition between bastards is quite amusing and turning into a war 
of sorts so support your favorites simply because it is free entertainment 
for me when they argue over who sells to who.
Ok so that’s all I will say about that thank you to everyone that supports 
us and to that hard working cast that we all love.
I heard from the back Beau’s reaction to Animal’s joke. Any one who received 
a program saw the cover. Extreme greatness “Beauback Mountain” it features 
pics of Beau and English the week they were fighting over who got to be Frank, 
this is an Animal idea that was carried out perfectly by our beloved Donna. 
Beau’s response of course was the finger but the best part is that his wife 
knew all along.
Virgin games all the boys and girls in the cheerleading pyramid and Big Daddy 
Preston made it to the top. Yes I do call him Big Daddy for a reason. Hehehe… 
The pyramid toppled and the only virgin prize I heard was the home abortion kit 
(a metal hanger) Yes, we are going to hell. Let me apologize to the devil in 
advance for the hostel take over. Then the hot marine who I am sure has a name 
but it wasn’t important enough for me to remember so the hot boy with the 
hardest muscles I have seen in a long time (thank you Glenn for bringing 
military boys) took animals antics well while the lesbian wonder twins, myself 
and Kate, felt him up from behind.
Kate’s back!!!!! Not on stage this week but she is back.
Show begins and the audience is on, even when the bastards are worn out and 
burning up you keep us going.
 
Line Up:
Frank-Beau
Janet-Limey
Brad-Fred
Riff-Minion
Maggie-Madam Leah
Columbia-Star
Dr. Scott-Mike
Rocky-Amy
Eddie-Preston
Crim-Eris
 
Transies-Katie, JJ, Cory, Marc, Squid, Manda, Jennifer, Greg, Emily, and Daniel
 
Tech Gods-Sean, Deanna, Charles, Preston, Glenn, and Danny
 
Floorwalkers-Starman Matt, Animal, Preston, and English
 
Yes our cast is huge 39 and 3 newbies
 
Opening dance as always is wonderful I am sorry to everyone on stage but Leah 
steals the stage during this part of the movie well her hotness and boobs I wrote 
Leo G Carol so that probably means her boobs did that hot little jiggle while she 
was trusting with her hips. He he…
It looks like a porn opening for Ralph and Betty that chick and her ass yum. Both 
brother and sister are hot… Decisions, decisions… the brother or the sister because 
both at once would be kind of hot but extremely disgusting.
Gillian and Fred always do great as Brad and Janet, Limey is hot and Fred is kinda 
nerdy… I mean a good actor. LOL. Wedding peeps attack the bouquet and Janet takes 
them all out and almost looses her hat. They sing and dance and Minion, Star, and 
Leah look pissy on stage.
Then Crim comes on I love the weekly shadow puppets from PJB and the Jew Crew. When 
you see hands eating crims face or groping Eris’ boobs just look to right side of 
the second row and you will see PJB and Crew doing what they do. So the car breaks 
down and they are on their way to the castle and they see the light… Poor JJ was tickled 
by Animal throughout the lights and she stayed on time better than anyone else would have 
been able to. It made me laugh and thank god i wasn’t the one being tormented.
Minion as Riff is hot creepy greatness. Not sure if you want to run away or rip his clothes 
off. Yea naked Minion! Here comes Maggie sliding so seductively across the stage no doubt 
about that one everyone would love to see Madam Leah naked. I love it when she is on stage 
damn… ok I will kill kitties later because Shannon will yell if I don’t get this to her soon.
Columbia in all her happiness Star always does the time warp scene with so much energy and 
perkiness. I have not seen half of the new transies on stage you guys are all smiley and full 
of energy, I only saw two people get hit in face this week. Yes it is close but it looks 
really good with all of you up there.
Creation scene is always on but Amy and those boots… Damn! We are glad she did not stand 
up on the tank she may have broken her hot little ass in those boots.
Beastie Boys played and dancing transies are my fav. Limey WOW… yeah I’d do her. That 
was just hot, sorry if you missed it I can’t explain it but I creamed myself a little.
I wrote PJB and Crew with Fred’s nuts… not sure why but that is, not a situation I would 
want to be in so hope you got the smell off.
Hand puppets in the tank make me happy!
English tried to get his nuts in Amy’s face when Rocky does push ups and sadly for him 
it turned into Animal humping English’s face.
The lift with Star as Columbia and Preston as Eddie is always perfect. Sometimes I day 
dream that Preston flips Star up and after a triple flip to the ceiling Star dives into 
Preston’s arms, now that would be something new. I personally love Star to much to take 
the risk of her busting her head open so the chances of them trying this are slim to 
none, but if anyone could pull it off it would be Preston.
Eddie’s dead NO!!! Oh well they have to eat.
 
 
I missed sheets I had a regularly scheduled breathing treatment outside ( I am not a 
quitter). Per Casey another wonderful regular with big boobs… The all loved big dick 
made an appearance.
I went up for lesbian scene with Kate but Animal attacked Leah and Preston attacked 
Star so I just sat there and laughed. I found out later that I missed the Jew in the tank.  
Ok that sentence is funny
The Jew in the tank.
Sorry excuse me I need sleep.
Now Beau in all his Frank pissyness whips Minion and finds Dr. Scott outside. Mike is 
so cute, he takes what a lot of us call love many call it abuse, (everyone shows it 
differently) very well.
I was moving stuff during dinner scene so please forgive the next thing I saw was Leah 
pulling Minions hair and she stones all those bitches, and off to red wall. As Beau gives 
his dramatic speech he spits in Leah’s face I think she was about to puke. She broke 
character which doesn’t happen often and Maggie’s eyes are missing yet again.
Time for the floor show sadly no boobs popped out but you all did a marvelous job staying 
on time and on your feet. Shaved Fred makes me happy.
Here come Riff and Maggie to take care of that pesky Homo once and for all… Tom Jones 
starts playing and all the little bastards dance for Madam Leah. For those of you who 
may not know Animal loves Tom Jones and drives Leah crazy with it when possible. You might 
not have been able to see through the dancing bastards clearly but Leah had that look 
like she might cry in complete disgust.
It is always entertaining when Frank is carried away by a much smaller Rocky you could 
not even see Amy around Beau’s ass.
Frank dies yet again with his floating fagot…well, surprised sexed straight Rocky.
Sexy Leah and the speech with the hot Minion and the movie is almost over.
Super heroes with Fred and his “sucking dicks”, how many of you wish you were under 
Limey during her stumble, stumble, fall?
The show is complete and: To absent friends, long may they be present and long live the 69.
Have fun at the Easter show wish I could be there take lots of pics see you the week after.
Once again sorry for the rushed report I am going to go kill kitties and sleep for a little 
while.
Love you all,
Bizah
 
 
Bastard sayings used in this weeks report
Surprise Sex others call it rape
Killin Kitties-female masturbation