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Gwen's CornerShow report for Saturday March 18thGuest appearance by the Queerios!Report by Madame Leah
Here we go, Queerios show report...wrote another one and hated it. Read on... I am so hurt, you just don't know. I sent the damned Show Report two weeks ago, but since my computer is GAY and apparently HATES ME, it decided to do something stupid and not send it through...or something. This report is for the Queer Bastards show, premiered on March 18, 2006. Here lies the lineup...dun dun DUN.... Frank- Kevin Brad- Fred Janet-Katie Riff- Minion Maggie- Boobi (Bobbi) Eddie- Preston Columbia- Raini Rocky- English Dr. Scott- Ian Crimmie- Shannon Transies - Limey, JJ, Amy, Bizah, Cory, Marc, Ammanda, Jennifer, Cristy, Pob, Squiddy, Emily, Greg, and Mike. Techies - Sean, Deanna, Danny, Preston, Jason, James, Robert, and Danny. Floorwalkers- Starman, Animal, and Melissa. Well, I will tell you that this is going to be an abbrevated report for the singluar reason that it took me about 3 fucking hours to write the last one and since it didn't go through it made me CRY INSIDE and I am NOT going to spend that long on another one. I am sure that you guys will deal, right? I mean, you know most of the people that are up there, and all of their awesomeness. This show was also an especially grueling one for my beloved Techies. They are people that you do not see so much of, but are well loved by Madame Leah because they are the heart of the show. If anything happens, Techs are the ones that get to fix it. After a hellacious time with the Tech equipment at All-Con, the Techies pulled another miracle out of the air for this show because we didn't have any time to get the lightboard fixed that day. It was awesome and they are so my heroes and they should be your heroes also. Love them, preen them, lick their faces and worship them, for without my glorious Techs there would be no LB. There. I have said my piece about the Techies. More later I am sure but for now that will suffice. Now, onto the show. I don't really remember a lot about Pre-Show other than it happened and we were all confused because Animal was too retarded to remember the speech. 4 years on this cast and he STILL hasn't learned it. *sigh* What a retard. Anyway. Onto the show... Enter Opening Dance, and Leah standing in as Columbia because Raini had too many other things to do at that point. (lol.) Brad and Janet made their way to the church for the proposal and off to the Castle in the Night to see Dr. Frankie. Fred and Katie are fun to watch as Brad and Janet because they are so emotive. Bounce bounce bounce is all you see from those two the whole show. Hee hee, I love it. Most of this was pretty standard stuff. I felt sorry for Jennifer, who had the unfortunate trauma of Animal's tongue in her ear for the entire duration of There's a Light. I was sad for her. She held it together, though, as always. I think that she should get a medal for that or something. Yea, anyway. So in door scene, we meet our little hottie Minion as Riffiness. He is always fun to play with, we love him because he is so cute and bitter (but sweet and fluffy in the middle like a marshmallow, don't let him fool you!!). And on to Time Warp, and my ARMY OF TRANSIES!!!! They were so loud and screaming, it was awesome. It made me happy in my pants. If the stage was bigger there would be MORE but there is no room, so alas, until there is we shall deal. Enter BOOBIE (Boobi, Bobbi) as Magenta. She was voted Best Maggie on the Queerios cast this year. All of her greatness and Boobies showed this night, I can tell you. Boobi is one of my bestest friends, so don't talk shit or I will PIECE YOU! (lol - that's an inside joke, if you don't know you can ask me about it laters...). She was a little afraid to twirl around on the stage and afraid that she would fall, but she did just fine. And Raini made it to the jukebox on time, and had NO problems getting off (ha ha) of it to dance for us. Raini is getting married next month to SHAWN McHORSE - he is another fucking awesome Queerio who hosts our site among others. He has been an Honorary Bastard for some years now. Anyway, Raini has also been 'round a while, and she did the sequins on her Columbia corset BY HAND, so that certainly deserves some Kudos in itself. She is awesome stuff, and so cute. :) Tee hee, I am so happy that she and Shawn are getting married - they are such cool people. So yes. Time Warp, and yelling and dancing, and falling down as good casts should. Enter our Frankie for the night, a Queerio loved by all the girls (ha ha, and English and Minion too). His name is KEVIN and he is also the shiz-nittle. We love him because he looks good in makeup and although he has only played Frank a handful of times, he is fucking awesome. His hair is currently bright pink and that makes me happy in my pants also. And he's really tall. So he strutted around in his boots, and then messed with Brad and Janet, and then said they should stay for tea. And then there was undressing, and the elevator, and the speech, and baby English was born...with pigtails. He is hot too. I don't think I really know anyone (male or female) that wouldn't fuck English. Well. Except maybe Starman Matt. And Beau. No, no, wait. Just Starman Matt. So yea. That pretty much sums that up. Anytime English is up there people cream their pants. And this show we had English AND Minion AND Kevin. It was awesome. I touched myself. ANYWAY, they make Rocky a man, and PRESTON comes out to do is thing and woo our Raini-Columbia. They did their little dance, made a little love, and chased the Transies. And then he dies. Which is sad, because Preston is greatness. His milkshake is better than mine, better than mine, better than mine. But he died anyway. And then Frank lets out Rocky's weiner, and then they made out to make up, and it was hot. And bedroom scenes were fun because you could actually SEE stuff - hee hee Brad and Frank's was fuuuuuuunny. And Rocky gets poked in the middle, and Janet gets Toucha-toucha-touched a lot more than she wanted to. And then enter Dr. Scott as IAN, who immediately ran into the wall a-la old school like Daniel (for those of you who remember the Superman days - hee hee hee!!!). Ian is so funny, I really wish you guys could have seen it. And they all didn't laugh but looked like they wanted to. And then there was dinner. And dinner was restful before the running of Janet - Katie even lost Kevin for a minute and it was reeeeeeally funny. Good moves, Katiekins, good moves. But he catches her, and then they are frozen, and Maggie and her huge juggies get jiggly, and then the Floorshow comes up. Hee hee, I said comes. And all was well until we notice that Katie is about to have a coniption fit because her corset isn't on, but we are ok with that because then we see boobies! And poor Kevin had some trouble with the red corset. It was a little difficult for him to - er - fit into, so he wore it as a skirt instead. Nevermind that he was a little late for his cue...the my Spotlight techs are just trained really well, that's all. LOL! And Animal decided that this would be a great opportunity to bite at his weiner (poor Kevin). And he didn't just NIP at it, oh no. Animal grabbed with teeth and took Kevin DOWN. I was told that he didn't let go until Kevin kicked at him. That was so wrong. (Yea, but still really funny - sorry Kev!) And the rest of the floorshow seemed to go well, save Ian falling out of his chair a number of times. It is a wonder that kid isn't dead, as much as he appears to hurt himself. But it was good. And Riff and Maggie bust in all pissy-like, and Frank tries to explain but then they kill him anyway, and then Riff kills Rocky for the hell of it, and banish Brad, Janet, and Dr. Scott to the outside world. And although we can't always get what we want, Crimmie tries to explain that the world sucks and we are all stupid. And then it is over. I love the Queerios. I am happy whenever they come to play with us. You should check out their site at www.queerios.org OR www.alltheclosefamily.com. GOOD TIMES. Remember that we have a number of theme shows coming up, watch the site, the programs, and your favorite Bastard for details. GO BASTARDS!!! Throughout the entire duration of me writing this show report, I just thought that all of you would love to know that Animal is sitting in a chair beside me, masturbating and trying to touch me. Just thought that all of you would appreciate that. Ta-ta! SEE YA NEXT WEEK, MY ROCKY SLUTS!!! LOVE~ Madame Leah :) |