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Frank - English Janet - Katie Brad - Fred Riff - Glenn (on his last hurrah) Magenta - JJ Columbia - Madame Leah Dr. Scott - Mike Rocky - Star Eddie - Chicago Mike (our friend down from Chicago) The Criminologist - Cristy Transies - Bizah, Limey, Shannon, Cory, Marc, Ammanda, Jennifer, POB, Melissa, Amy, Calamari, Emily, and Greg Tech Gods - Sean, Deanna, James, Jason, Preston, Danny, and Charles Floorwalkers - Animal, Minion, and Preston (If you aren't in here you weren't in the program so it's not my fault) Hello one and all! Melissa the Mardi Gras Pixie here. I'm assuming if you're reading this report to see what happened, you didn't make it out this week. YOU MISSED OUT! This week was our Mardi Gras show. Bastard Gras! We sold out. Lots of beads and lots people earning their beads. Pre-show was quite fun. We had lights and loud music and everything while beads were being distributed. Virgin games were extremely fun. We had one nice boy in a lovely dress and a friend of Poor Jewish Dude and Friends (who are awesome by the way). Because the dress caused "Start Your Engines" to be a bit difficult, we had the Jewish Dude de-pant and Dress Dude start the engine. Good sports both of them. And then came the awesome part. The ladies did the Bra Race, but with an awesome Bastard Gras twist. It was a Topless Bra Race. Yay! The two lovely ladies were great sports. It went by much quicker than usual without those pesky shirts in the way. They both had to chase the Mexican to get their bras back. They managed to sandwich and tackle him and got their bras back. Now, on to the show! Opening dance had the stupendous Star holding her sign. For the dance, she was a black woman from N'Awlins. One side beseeched for someone to "Hep Me" and the other, flipped and shown halfway through the dance, declared "George Bush Hates My People." Much laughter and applause followed. Then the lips were crucified and on to Ralph and Betty's wedding. We had a man-bride this time, but this is a regular who comes in drag, so it was appropriate. In "Dammit Janet" Brad, dressed in fun bright pink and orange fur, proposed to a Jester Janet (but who was watching really as there were still lots of bead-earning going on in the audience). They drove and broke down and find a castle and try to ask to use a phone. Riff was dressed in all black with a bit of white on the pockets. He looked like Zorro. This was Glenn's last show and he was superb, as always (tee hee I saw him discretely grab Frank's ass during Sweet T). On to Time Warp! Usually, everyone go out to the aisles, but since the theater was so super full, as many people as could squeezed into the aisles but there wasn't quite enough room for everyone so some had to do the Time Warp in front of their seats. Our lovely Maggie was dressed brightly in pink as a clown (awesome costume as always JJ). Green-haired Columbia was annoyed by our Annoying Clown Transie Amy when she started to tap dance and then tripped. You know, you'd think by now, Columbia would realize that there's a bump in the carpet since she trips over it every week. Then Frank made his entrance. Frank was prepared for the breaking of the levees and the resultant flood waters in his handy dandy life jacket. He thought it looked like rain so had his umbrella open and at the ready, which was aided by the spritzer bottle he carried around. Then it was time to come up to the lab. When Brad and Janet were stripped down, Janet was clad in a lovely gold negligee. Too bad it had to be covered in that silly lab coat. But fortunately you could still see the goods (and what goods they are) most of the time. Then came Creation Scene. Animal graced us with a remix of that old seminal 80s techno song that we could dance to so we could be amused during the Scene That Never Ends. Then out came Rocky. And when I mean came out, I mean a Good Ol Drunk Mardi Gras Girl Gone Wild Rocky. Riff nicely exposed the assets, but for the rest of the time the goods were censored, but Rocky still earned lots and lots of beads. Then came Rocky's revenge. Every week, Animal or someone else has taken to lying down where Rocky is doing push ups. This week, Greg (the new dude with the super awesome long hair) was the pummel horse, so defended Rocky by attacking the would- be attacker/ "blow job" receiver. He never knew what hit him! Then out came frozen Eddie. Despite lots of trying, he was unable free Columbia of the confines of her top, but she lost he lovely green wig. Then Frank killed Eddie. Poor Eddie. Frank gave Maggie the seemingly ever-present rubber penis instead of his bloody gloves. Which was a source a amusement for Riff for the rest of the scene. Preston and James had their amusement during Toucha. Poor Katie and Star (give them much love for their heroics for willingly submitting themselves to that inevitable scene). Our Frat Boy Starman videoed the whole thing. Then FEMA FINALLY showed up. Dr Scott was our FEMA rep, so just as did the real thing he came in near the end and crippled. The rain Frank was predicting finally came apparently and so did the flood waters (or maybe the levees just broke), as he and Rocky rowed across the stage to a lovely round of Row Row Row Your Boat. And now, on to Floor Show (we decided against the picnic, as per usual). Be sure to check out the pics for this week if you haven't already because the costumes were great! Madame Leah kept her pre-show promised and showed us the goods. Mucho yayness! Then poor Frank was attacked by a very enthusiastic regular that Animal brought up on stage for that purpose. Then Frank's parents show up and ruin the Mardi Gras fun. Animal got some extra laughs by replacing the usual Michael Jackson line with a great Dick Cheney line. And Frank for the first time in the entire show went UP on something. Silly Transvestite. Brad, Janet, and Dr Scott are told to leave the house (which may or may not have had a phone) while they're still time and sing about what they've learned (that Brad's ass is bleeding and that Janet is a member of the cast of Cats). We see the point of the movie and all celebrate the end of a very fun and very bead-y Mardi Gras show. And don't forget, we have a very special show at All-Con in Dallas on St Paddy's Day (that's Friday the 17th). A full hour long pre-show for Animal to get his jollies in and a Bastard-hosted After Party, complete with alcohol (ah, sweet ambrosia!) for those of appropriate age. Y'all come back, ya hear! |