Gwen's Corner

Frank - Star
Janet - Whitney (Queerio)
Brad - Amy and the amazing worm!
Riff - Kevin (Queerio)
Magenta - Madame Leah
Columbia - Kate
Rocky - English
Eddie - Preston 
Dr. Scott - Robert
Crimmie - Charles

Transies - Marc, Ammanda, Jennifer, Pob, Melissa, Gillian,
JJ,Mike, Cristy, Shannon, Amy, Eris and Katie

Techies - Jon, Sean, Robert, James, Deanna, Danny, Preston, Glenn and POB 

Floorwalkers - Animal, Starman, Cell 2 (I mean Minion)

First of all YAY!! To all of you people that decided that driving on iced over 
roads was a great idea! We loves you good! Much crotch love is headed your way! 
And now...since they have been mentioned in every damned show report for a month 
or more... The second row looked really empty without PJD&F. I was *so* going to 
ask them what their names were this week too. lol!



Okay.. Pre-show... Fred brought friends from school! The girls in the virgin games 
and the guy that won Poo into Minion were Fred's friends. They had a really good 
time. YAY! Word of mouth advertising! It's in the bag! Virgin games were a 
little different this week. Last week, Eris wasn't at the show because she was 
SUPPOSED to be studying... she was actually losing her virginity. So this week 
the virgin girls got the dubious honor of faking Eris' loss of virginity orgasm. 
And they did so well! hehe! The boys', on the other hand, got to play Poo into 
You... only one of the virgin guys was a coworker of Minion's so the game got 
changed to Poo into Minion. It was a little disturbing. No wait.. a LOT disturbing. 
It just sounded so.... wrong.



Preshow ends and the movie starts. No really. It actually started when it was 
supposed to this week. How weird is that? At this point I need to say... This 
week was supposedly Large Breast Appreciation Week... and I just want to tell 
all the Bastardettes that I appreciate their boobs very much. *nods* Now on with 
the show report.



I think these show reports are starting to all sound the same so I'm cutting this 
one down to the good parts.. kinda like porn. Let's skip the plot and go straight 
to the meat. (heehee!) 



Speaking of meat...Amy was Brad tonight. Now if you've seen Amy play Brad before 
you know that we always get a surprise when Brad gets stripped of his outer 
layers. Yes... there was the banana incident...the huge stuffed something and 
the 2 foot long joy package... This week we got the 2 foot long package and it 
got a work out. That thing got handled by just about everyone. It got flung 
everywhere... especially during the line dance.



Queerio Whitney was out Janet this week. She's so pretty... and I hear that she 
will be leaving Rocky soon for the Navy. Go Navy! (I'm biased cause I'm a Navy 
brat) Charles was back as Crimmie. Which he does really well, even though he 
forgot stuff. But I didn't tell you. Queerio Kevin made a return appearance as 
Riff and we liked watching him much. I probably said this before but..damn.. 
he's tall (but I'm really short so *shrug*) Our lovely Madame Leah was Maggie 
and yes *nods* we very much appreciate her large american breasts... Kate was 
Columbia, and we always appreciate the lesbians on the box scene when she's 
here. heehee! This week was no acception cause we got to see Madame Leah 
ummm... do stuff. yes.



Our lovely Star was Frank and was wonderful as usual.. She only lost it a couple 
of times... like when Cell 2(Minion) picked her up and spun her around like a rag
doll.. I should explain the whole Cell 2 thing shouldn't I? Last Monday/Tuesday
(Feb 13/14) we got to hear the words... "Cell 2 step forward" right before we 
saw Minion...who got arrested for a traffic warrant that he ignored for way too
long. It amused me...so I'm changing his name temporarily. It took way too long 
to find the Dalworthington police station and even longer to find the place that 
had his car... he should have been punished but I bought him breakfast instead. 
Minion's mom had a lot more patience than I would have had. LOL!



Where was I... Oh yes. Porn movie.. 


*FAST FORWARD*...Wedding scene...car ride... Castle... TIME WARP!!.. Enter Frank... 
Brad and Janet get stripped...Creation. 


*PLAY* English was Rocky. He's so pretty. And he does that blank "I'm a big 
dumb blond muscle bound dope" thing so well... OMG... Robert parked himself in 
front of Rocky for the push ups... Usually Animal is there but no.. this week 
was Robert. Eddie!!!.. Our Preston. I love him much. He's like a big teddy 
bear and gives good back rubs. *nods* You should totally get him to give you 
one.


*FAST FORWARD*  Bedroom scene....


*PLAY* Riff got a little piece of Rocky.. and I missed it. This makes me sad... 
I like it when boys make out. Kevin and English? Now that would have been a 
nice picture. 


*FAST FORWARD* Tank scene... OHwait.. 


*REWIND* *PLAY* Tank scene... Whitney/Janet.. Cell 2 could not unhook the girls' 
bra... I finally figured out why though.. *HE* says it was because of all the hair 
but I think it's because he has never actually had to do it... knowing him and his rep, I 
believe that the girls just take them off themselves right before they throw 
themselves on him and he's never had to learn how to remove them himself. 
Anyhow... Whitney did indeed lose her bra and everyone got a nice long gander 
at this Queerios breasts. I have a picture..but I can't post it on the site... 
maybe I'll stick it on my livejournal though.. I'll ask her if it's okay. heehee!  

*FAST FORWARD* Dinner scene.... Janet gets chased around... Statues are created... 
Floor Show... Space Riff... YES! 

*REWIND*  *PLAY* Kevin in stripey tights! This made me happy!

*FAST FORWARD* Frank dies... Rocky dies... Brad, Janet, Dr Scott leave... 
the castle lifts off... leaving the castle still on the ground. The end.


 


*FAST FORWARD*



I'm too tired for announcements...